Worst mental picture ever

This really has nothing to do with anything on this site. It's just... I felt it has to be noted, and I have nowhere else appropriate to put it:

San Francisco Chronicle columnist Mark Morford coins a most delightful term:

Look, I don't care if Dick Cheney threatened you with razor wire and a concrete pumps. I don't care if Karl Rove said he'd suffocate you with his giant clammy hog thighs if you dared to speak up...

Karl Rove and his "giant clammy hog thighs". That spot of journalism deserves some sort of award, even if only for Worst Mental Image Ever. Thanks (sort of), Mark!