"But science keeps changing its findings!"

John Maynard Keynes

Cue the Creationist / New Ager / other Believer:

"But scientists once thought that, and now they think this!"

Yes. scientists continually update their beliefs to fit the evidence; that's the whole point, the whole beauty of science. 

While no scientist has ever had trouble thus refuting the silly complaint above, I really like this quote from economist John Maynard Keynes, responding to an accuser charging him of inconsistency: Readeth thou more

Religion is like...

This came via an email making the forwarding rounds; I don't know the original source. Might not even be new.

The text:

Religion is like a penis.

It's fine to have one. 

It's fine to be proud of it. 

But please don't whip it out in public and start waving it around. 

And PLEASE don't try to shove it down my children's throats. 

Well. That certainly is some rather direct imagery. But I sure can't argue with the sentiment! Readeth thou more

Lamest phobia ever: Fear of Rapture misidentification

From a card mailed to PostSecret:

I fear those left behind after the rapture will believe it was an alien abduction... instead of God taking His children home to Heaven.

How interesting, Believer. I fear that you're looking for a magic man in the sky where there is none.

And I fear that you're not going to honestly admit that your Rapture just ain't happening.  Readeth thou more