Lamest phobia ever: Fear of Rapture misidentification

23 May 2011

From a card mailed to PostSecret:

I fear those left behind after the rapture will believe it was an alien abduction... instead of God taking His children home to Heaven.

How interesting, Believer. I fear that you're looking for a magic man in the sky where there is none.

And I fear that you're not going to honestly admit that your Rapture just ain't happening.  Readeth thou more

Tide goes in, stupid comes out: O'Reilly provides argument for lack of God

12 Jan 2011

The Intertubes as a whole have been laughing at Bill O'Reilly's naming of the tides as "proof" of a magic man in the sky. Responding to the claim by David Silverman, President of American Atheists, that all religions are a scam, O'Reilly tells us how he knows they're not: 

"Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that."

Full video of the interview: Readeth thou more

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