Tide goes in, stupid comes out: O'Reilly provides argument for lack of God

12 Jan 2011

The Intertubes as a whole have been laughing at Bill O'Reilly's naming of the tides as "proof" of a magic man in the sky. Responding to the claim by David Silverman, President of American Atheists, that all religions are a scam, O'Reilly tells us how he knows they're not: 

"Tide goes in, tide goes out. Never a miscommunication. You can't explain that."

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Hucleus rays and the bed of woo

6 Oct 2010
Mud Mat bed

The James Randi Educational Foundation site carried a lovely piece today by Richard Saunders, listing some delightful products tapping EUTS (Energies Unknown To Science!) to make your life a better one. From Quantum Pendants to Bionic Bands, these amulets of power will rebalance your biofeedback, clear your pathways of negative energy, and synchronize the resonance of your cells. Can you really afford even one more day without Proton Alignment Resonance Technology or the comforting stabilization of the Phild Process?

Oh. Not so eager to open your chakras and your wallet? Before you make a decision on the miracle of bio-energy field stabilization, you say you want to sleep on it? Perfect; I've got just the product for you to sleep on. Behold: the disease-repelling, sex-enhancing, Korean Thermo Clay Mat/Bed!

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Shooting more blanks at the "New Atheists"

22 Sep 2010

Wow. The friendly-fire snipes against the "New Atheists" are becoming a full-on fusillade. But... Why are the riled-up gunslingers pointing their peashooters in every cock-eyed direction, and loading up with nothing more than those kiddie strips of paper caps?

Seriously. Take a read of the latest, and see if you can figure out: Where's the steak, cowboys? Readeth thou more