How did this stuff EVER make sense?

Beautiful beyond words. This is exactly the list of Christian inanities that's been growing in my mind over the years - plus a few bonus points I never thought of.

Religionists fight back against reasoned arguments with authentic-sounding, authoritatively-delivered nonsense, bolstered by titles like "Reverend" and "Cardinal" and "theologian". But I've yet to see them make a good retort to the most effective weapon of all: ridicule that just tosses their own claims and scriptures back at them. Great stuff!