When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.
The Official God FAQ
Submitted by defaithed on Tue, 2009-07-21 16:00
Here's The Official God FAQ in its entirety:
Question: "Is there a God?"
Hmm, I suppose that could be expanded upon, like this:
Nah, forget that; the FAQ is fine as it is. Wish I'd written it myself!