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"Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakez n' stuff. Iz good."
Source unknown. (But definitely written by humanz, not Invisible Manz.)
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Ganesha thinks you would like these scrolls too.
True character arises from a deeper well than religion.
If I may toot my own shofar, a few of the posts I like best:
I honestly have to disagree with you on this point. LOL I've read through a lot of your...
Like the above posters pointed out, pursuing higher education's always been strongly discouraged...
ZOMFG - MY MOM (both my parents were raised in "the truth" and raised me and my brother in "the...
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Maybe a bit late, but still, its the lolcat bible: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Hah! I had no idea. That's awesome – different text from what's in the graphic I posted, but I think I like Ceiling Cat better than Invisible Man anyway.
Thanks!
This post is funny, but not nearly as funny as the fact that the ads topically selected by Google for my viewing of this page today all assume that you are not, in fact, clowning the Bible. A few selections: "Earn a Bible Degree" (Does that include translating holy writ into lolcatz-eze?); "Learn Biblical Hebrew" (Be the first kid on your block to have "I can haz cheezburger" tattooed on your arm in ancient Hebrew script); "Free Study Bible" (With all references to catz in red letters); "The True Jesus Christ" (Apparently we've had it all wrong this whole time, and the real Jesus Christ is a cat on a piano).
I notice it on sites everywhere: find the most fervent anti-religion site, and the ads will be for Scientology, "The Atheist Challenge", and similar goofiness. Toss in the word "Bible", and we get the ads you point out. Funny stuff – but perhaps it's exactly how the ad buyers want it! They're trolling to snare the doomed non-religious fish, and save us by... uh, pulling us into the boat, and... er, well, somehow there's an analogy that works for them.
(Incidentally, the King James translation of "cheezburger" is a source of some controversy, as the lack of vowels in the original Hebrew point to a possible interpretation as the unadorned beef "cowzburger". This, of course, is noted by several scholars as more in line with divinely-received Judaic dietary law ("The Ten Can Haz"), and as further seen in teh book of Kronikulz... Well, there's a lotz of skolarship that goes on from there. I won't bore you with it, K BAI.)
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