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First Lady of Japan eats sun, rode UFO to Venus, knew Tom Cruise in previous life


By defaithed - Posted on 14 September 2009

The Sun-Eater

Nancy Reagan consulted with astrologers? How sublunary. Miyuki Hatoyama, wife of new Japanese premiere Yukio Hatoyama, goes so much further. 

As reported in outlets such as this CNN article, the good Ms Hatoyama relates in her many TV appearances and books that she knows Tom Cruise from a previous life, when he (and presumably she too) was Japanese. While busy chatting about politics and cooking on the talk shows, she still finds time for the occasional astral trip to Venus via "triangular UFO", as well as moments to "take a piece of the Sun and eat it".

So she sounds like a hard customer to please at those state dinners, though with that Venus trip on her resume, she sure beats "I can see Russia from my porch" Sarah Palin in foreign policy experience. (Despite the kinship to Tom Cruise, though, there's been no report that Ms Hatoyama embraces Scientology. Some things are just too weird for her.)

Average: 3 (2 votes)

She is so Hot!
 
Eating sun Lady rules!
 
♥ Miyuki ♥

Who wouldn't be hot, after nibbling on a giant fusion reactor? Chewing on solar plasma would probably make me sweat like a bowl of tom yum goong does. (That stuff's awesome.) 

Funny, I just saw the topic mentioned on TV today here in Japan, when I caught a couple minutes of some news/variety show. A reporter was asking foreigners whether they knew anything about Mrs Hatoyama, to which a couple replied with her crazy UFO stories. The report went on to look at coverage of Mrs Hatoyama in overseas news, all of it focused on her kookiness. The talking heads on the show indicated mild surprise at the attention given to her Venusian flight and previous lives, yet I suspect that their reactions were scripted; who could expect foreign news to focus on something other than a prominent figure's claims of interplanetary space flight with aliens? Sure, her background in the famed Takarazuka theater would normally be worth an interesting comment or two, but it's nothing compared to space trips and sun-eating!

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