Seize this election, evangelicals!

Christian conservatives of America! People of faith! The moment is upon us – and you know which of the candidate parties Jesus wants you to choose.

It's time to make sure that the right candidate ascends to the White House. So get out there and do what you know you have to: 

Pray.

No, don't pray and vote! That's just what the Devil would want you to do. Are not all things in the hands of the Lord? He'll take care of the election; for you to cast a vote would mean you don't trust God to handle it. Leave that matter to the Almighty. Your role is to support His will, and thwart the godless voters for the other candidate, through the most potent force in the universe, the awesome power of prayer. 

Meet in your churches. Gather your families in your living rooms. Convene in parks or wherever you can. Let the faithless flock to the folly of their ballots.

Don't let God down on this one. Stay away from the voting booths and pray like you never have before. Fulfill that mission, and come November 5th, you'll find we've gotten the best candidate to lead our nation!