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This is Teh Internets, so I have certain duties to fulfill. My obligatory motivational poster:
That great picture is a find, not a work of mine; Monty Propps is the credit I saw attached. (It was cropped out by the poster generator, so I added it back as I found it. If the attribution is incorrect, please let me know.)
[If defamation of religion was illegal] it would be a crime for me to say that the notion of transubstantiation is so ridiculous that even a small child should be able to see the insanity and utter physical impossibility of a piece of bread and some wine somehow taking on corporeal form. It would be a crime for me to say that Islam is a backward desert superstition that has no place in modern, enlightened Europe and it would be a crime to point out that Jewish settlers in Israel who believe they have a God given right to take the land are, frankly, mad. All the above assertions will, no doubt, offend someone or other.
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