Because your religion is wrong.
This is what religion is: they angle for fresh prey, and once they snag you, they swallow you up. You are embraced in the rugae and crypts of the gut of the church, all warm and pink and soft and wet and intimate, and each of the members is like a little villus — a multitude of villi brush adoringly against you, each telling you how wonderful and delicious you are, and each leeching away a little of yourself, your individuality, your independence. It feels good as you are slowly absorbed. Then at last, when your will is gone and your dependence is complete, you are digested by the body of Christ, and there you will be for all of your productive years. Eventually, when you are old and no longer active, you'll take residence in the colon of the church, serviced by occasional visits from a priest or a volunteer, in hopes of one final ka-ching from your will…and then your empty husk will be shat out into the church graveyard, with the leavings of other past meals. The churches of your community all ought to be viewed as predatory animals, some lazy and sated, others restless and hungry, but all eyeing you as potential fodder to keep the beast alive.
— P.Z. Myers in Pharyngula post
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009/03/evangelism_predation.php
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(Incidentally, the King James translation of "cheezburger" is a source of some controversy, as the lack of vowels in the original Hebrew point to a possible interpretation as the unadorned beef "cowzburger". This, of course, is noted by several scholars as more in line with divinely-received Judaic dietary law ("The Ten Can Haz"), and as further seen in teh book of Kronikulz... Well, there's a lotz of skolarship that goes on from there. I won't bore you with it, K BAI.)