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Godspeak
The church says the earth is flat, but I know that it is round, for I have seen the shadow on the moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the church.
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Thanks for the tip. I've nixed some false quotations in the past, and am happy to remove any...
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Ben Franklin never said that...another of the many fake quotes circulating on the internet....
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Thank you for the comments. Yes, the passivity and respect you mention are part of the special...
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Indeed. It cracks me up when an Abrahamic fundamentalist calls atheists amoral, nihilistic, and...
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This Christians' rhetorical questions translate into those lame accusations we hear from...
Hymn book
If I may toot my own shofar, a few of the posts I like best:
Holy Sh!t, that's the funniest thing I've ever read. I was born and raised a Jehovah's Witness. We shared the same daydreams. I enjoyed when the whole Congregation got in on the dream. Like those "experiences" that someone heard from Bethel of how an Angel appeared on the subway or how some elderly sister called on the name of Jehovah and crossed the street but the Avon Lady wasn't so lucky. This was the coolest time to be a JW. When you would count the RPM of the Kingdom Hall ceiling fan and imagine how you weren't scared of Satan or those pesky demons because you knew how to spell Jehovah. Or how you could only truly relate to Indiana Jones III because he knew the name of God.