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The Vatican's Express Exorcist
Exorcism?
Here in the second decade of the 21st century, you might think that the only exorcism still to be found in the Church involves casting altar boys out of their robes. But while that may the mainstream of Catholic practices, good old-fashioned hellspawn expulsion remains on the Vatican's menu of imaginary services.
A lot of folks lately have been talking up the story of "Father" Gabriele Amorth, cross-slinging demon-buster of the Holy See, who claims a Vatican-roaming Satan himself is behind Church improprieties ("the Devil made them diddle", I guess). Reading words about – and by – the 85-year-old priest is a trip into utter lunacy, of course, but I gotta say it's awfully entertaining wackiness. Here are some things I've learned about the Church and the exorcist biz in particular: Readeth thou more
Another inexplicable church sign
I hope that this is a gag rearrangement of letters by wags wanting to make the church look bad.

I fear that's not the case.
(Source unknown.)

i'm new... promise to brief nearly more oftentimes!
Either that, or I'm controlling Satan.
Hey Luce. Fetch me a sandwich. Pronto.
seems like you all are just letting satan control you.
what a hard hitting statement/quote.
And what's more, it's some nonsense about "God will set a judge". Big deal; humans have been...