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Is it just me, or are these the same faces?

Carl Sagan

David Lee Roth

If it weren't for Carl's untimely departure, I'd have to ask whether the beloved astronomer was ever spotted shouting "Bill-ions upon bill-ions of stars!" while doing high-jump splits off a Cornell podium.

From The Onion:

"Ha, really funny", the believers will say, but the funny part is that this has actually been taking place over the centuries. 

I don't want to make a habit of reposting things that have already been spotlighted by a far huger site. But I like the following so much, I want to repost just so I'll see it again and again.

From the clever designer at Somethink Fun. Spotted on Pharyngula.  

Don't laugh – it's every bit as good as the rest of the evidence for Young Earth Creationism.

Via Eat Liver. 

From a silly Photoshop contest at CRACKED magazine (I read it so you don't have to, okay?) comes this reader-submitted masterpiece. Ah, now that explains much about our universe! The frigid, lifeless gulfs of infinite space... the murderous cataclysms of our own planet... its trackless dry wastes and unsurvivable polar regions... flesh-eating bacteria... brain-devouring viruses... our own greed, bloodlust, and savagery... With Cthulhu properly identified as the Inhumane Designer, we no longer have to ask whether mankind's miseries point to an evil God. Now we know.

Besides, what but an Inhumane Designer explains the sanity-rending aesthetic ugliness riddling creation, crawling just below its patina of butterflies and puppies? I'm looking at you, arachnid faces, tumescent monkey butts, and human feet. No, wait, I'm not looking at you. AHHHH! Go away!!

A cartoon from our side of the fence:

From Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

FOX News Flash: Egypt itself has picked up, crossed the Red Sea, and settled in where Iraq once was. Curse you, Pharaoh!!!

via Fail Blog

"Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakez n' stuff. Iz good."

Source unknown. (But definitely written by humanz, not Invisible Manz.)

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It's almost over for the once-almighty ruler of Asgard.

The trend's not looking so hot for Yahweh, either.

Warning stickers on evolution books? How about a warning sticker on this book?

Original found at nanovirus. Edited here with inset for size purposes.