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FOX News Flash: Egypt itself has picked up, crossed the Red Sea, and settled in where Iraq once was. Curse you, Pharaoh!!!

via Fail Blog

"Invisible Man say, "I can has aminulz." It happen. Invisible Man make kitteh n' cowz n' snakez n' stuff. Iz good."

Source unknown. (But definitely written by humanz, not Invisible Manz.)

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It's almost over for the once-almighty ruler of Asgard.

The trend's not looking so hot for Yahweh, either.

Warning stickers on evolution books? How about a warning sticker on this book?

Original found at nanovirus. Edited here with inset for size purposes.

Here's The Official God FAQ in its entirety:

Question: "Is there a God?"

Answer: "No."

Hmm, I suppose that could be expanded upon, like this:

Question: "But..."

Answer: "No."

Nah, forget that; the FAQ is fine as it is. Wish I'd written it myself!

The Word Of Christ

Surprisingly indistinguishable from one’s personal opinion, actually.

(In case you don't recognize this theological genius, it's the loony child abuser from Jesus Camp.)

Source of graphic unknown. Via Pundit Kitchen.

From failblog.org.

Following an earlier look at a decidedly smarmy and unfunny religious comic strip, here's another peek at faith-generated yuks. (No, I don't go looking for this stuff; this one came via the now-classic route: a "you'll love this" email making the rounds of senior citizens and the related-by-family victims on their mailing lists.)

This strip doesn't seem universally awful. An example:

The following panel was also amusing:

Readeth thou more

"Gosh," you say, "isn't there a Mortal Kombat-fighting game that lets me pit silly cartoon gods against each other – especially one that gives me the panty-waist option of censoring out Mohammed's face if its depiction offends me?"

You're in luck: Faith Fighter has been pleasing humor-compatible gamers, religious or not, for some time now. I just wasted all comers as Ganesha (though on Easy level; I'm lazy that way).

Ignore the mewling "we don't want to offend anybody" disclaimer, and go whip some divine hiney. Before the U.N. takes it away from you anyway.

Play Faith Fighter

Beautiful beyond words. This is exactly the list of Christian inanities that's been growing in my mind over the years - plus a few bonus points I never thought of.

Religionists fight back against reasoned arguments with authentic-sounding, authoritatively-delivered nonsense, bolstered by titles like "Reverend" and "Cardinal" and "theologian". But I've yet to see them make a good retort to the most effective weapon of all: ridicule that just tosses their own claims and scriptures back at them. Great stuff!