The James Randi Educational Foundation site carried a lovely piece today by Richard Saunders, listing some delightful products tapping EUTS (Energies Unknown To Science!) to make your life a better one. From Quantum Pendants to Bionic Bands, these amulets of power will rebalance your biofeedback, clear your pathways of negative energy, and synchronize the resonance of your cells. Can you really afford even one more day without Proton Alignment Resonance Technology or the comforting stabilization of the Phild Process?
Oh. Not so eager to open your chakras and your wallet? Before you make a decision on the miracle of bio-energy field stabilization, you say you want to sleep on it? Perfect; I've got just the product for you to sleep on. Behold: the disease-repelling, sex-enhancing, Korean Thermo Clay Mat/Bed!
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