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Prayers are to men as dolls are to children. They are not without use and comfort, but it is not easy to take them very seriously.

Samuel Butler, poet (1612-1680)

So many gods, so many creeds, So many paths that wind and wind, While just the art of being kind is all the sad world needs.

Ella Wheeler Wilcox, poet (1850-1919)

I prayed for freedom for twenty years, but received no answer until I prayed with my legs.

Frederick Douglass, Former slave, abolitionist, editor, and orator (1817-1895)

And the skins of the Lamanites were dark, according to the mark which was set upon their fathers, which was a curse upon them because of their transgression and their rebellion against their brethren, who consisted of Nephi, Jacob, and Joseph, and Sam, who were just and holy men.

Alma 3: 6, Book of Mormon, on the "curse of blackness"

O my brethren, I fear that unless ye shall repent of your sins that their skins will be whiter than yours, when ye shall be brought with them before the throne of God.

Jacob 3:8, Book of Mormon, on the "curse of blackness"

And I beheld, after they had dwindled in unbelief they became a dark and loathsome and a filthy people, full of idleness and all manner of abominations.

1 Nephi 12:23, Book of Mormon, on the "curse of blackness"

And the Lord had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them

2 Nephi 5:21, Book of Mormon, on the "curse of blackness"

It is a truism that almost any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.

Robert A. Heinlein, science-fiction author (1907-1988)

Wandering in a vast forest at night, I have only a faint light to guide me. A stranger appears and says to me: 'My friend, you should blow out your candle in order to find your way more clearly.' The stranger is a theologian.

Denis Diderot, philosopher (1713-1784)

There is nothing so despicable as a secret society that is based upon religious prejudice and that will attempt to defeat a man because of his religion.

William Howard Taft, 27th US president (1857-1930)

Beware the irrational, however seductive. Shun the 'transcendent' and all who invite you to subordinate or annihilate yourself. Distrust compassion; prefer dignity for yourself and others. Don't be afraid to be thought arrogant or selfish. Picture all experts as if they were mammals. Never be a spectator of unfairness or stupidity. Seek out argument and disputation for their own sake; the grave will supply plenty of time for silence.

Christopher Hitchens, author and journalist (1949-2011)

Religion has enslaved [African Americans] physically. Religion continues to enslave us mentally. It keeps us away from scientific advancement. It tells us that we know, which gives us no reason to explore and discover. Religiosity kills your brain cells, son. It kills your brain cells.

Jamila Bey

Writing for a penny a word is ridiculous. If a man really wanted to make a million dollars, the best way to do it would be start his own religion.

L. Ron Hubbard, science fiction author who later started the Church of Scientology (1911-1986)

There is a cult of ignorance in the United States, and there has always been. The strain of anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that “my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge”.

Isaac Asimov, scientist and writer (1920-1992)

All great truths begin as blasphemies.

George Bernard Shaw, writer, Nobel laureate (1856-1950)

Eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love.

Bill Hicks, comedian and social critic (1961-1994)

What has theology ever said that is of the smallest use to anybody? When has theology ever said anything that is demonstrably true and is not obvious? I have listened to theologians, read them, debated against them. I have never heard any of them ever say anything of the smallest use, anything that was not either platitudinously obvious or downright false. If all the achievements of scientists were wiped out tomorrow, there would be no doctors but witch doctors, no transport faster than horses, no computers, no printed books, no agriculture beyond subsistence peasant farming. If all the achievements of theologians were wiped out tomorrow, would anyone notice the smallest difference? Even the bad achievements of scientists, the bombs, and sonar-guided whaling vessels work! The achievements of theologians don’t do anything, don’t affect anything, don’t mean anything. What makes anyone think that “theology” is a subject at all?

Richard Dawkins, biologist and author (b. 1941)

The ACLU has got to take a lot of blame for this. And I know I’ll hear from them for this, but throwing God … successfully with the help of the federal court system … throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools, the abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked and when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad … I really believe that the pagans and the abortionists and the feminists and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People for the American Way, all of them who try to secularize America … I point the finger in their face and say you helped this happen.

Jerry Falwell, radical Christian, on the 9/11 terrorist attacks in the US

A God who could make good children as easily a bad, yet preferred to make bad ones; who could have made every one of them happy, yet never made a single happy one; who made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; who gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; who gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; who mouths justice, and invented hell — mouths mercy, and invented hell — mouths Golden Rules and foregiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; who mouths morals to other people, and has none himself; who frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; who created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man’s acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself; and finally, with altogether divine obtuseness, invites his poor abused slave to worship him!

Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

I am no Platonist, I am nothing at all; but I would sooner be a Paulician, Manichean, Spinozist, Gentile, Pyrrhonian, Zoroastrian, than one of the seventy-two villainous sects who are tearing each other to pieces for the love of the Lord and hatred of each other. Talk of Galileeism? Show me the effects – are you better, wiser, kinder by your precepts? I will bring you ten Mussulmans that shall shame you in all goodwill towards men, prayer to God, and duty to their superiors. And is there a Talapoin, or a Bonze, who is not superior to a fox- hunting curate? But I will say no more on this endless theme; let me live, well if possible, and die without pain. The rest is with God, who assuredly, had He come or sent, would have made Himself manifest to nations, and intelligible to all.

Lord Byron, writer and revolutionary

It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

Epictetus (c.55-c.135)

He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.

Albert Einstein, physicist, Nobel laureate (1879-1955)

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.

Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest. 

Denis Diderot, French philosopher and artist (1713–1784)

No, I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered as patriots. This is one nation under God.

George H.W. Bush

A great deal of intelligence can be invested in ignorance when the need for illusion is deep.

Saul Bellow, writer, Nobel laureate (1915-2005)

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Mahatma Gandhi

The Christians stole the winter solstice from the pagans, and capitalism stole it from the Christians.

George Monbiot

If 50 million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.

Anatole France, novelist, essayist, Nobel laureate (1844-1924)

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians, your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Mahatma Gandhi

A mind that is stretched by a new idea can never go back to its original dimensions.

Oliver Wendell Holmes

God speaks through me.

US President George Bush speaking to a group of Amish people in Pennsylvania, July 9, 2004.

In science it often happens that scientists say, "You know that's a really good argument; my position is mistaken," and then they actually change their minds and you never hear that old view from them again. They really do it. It doesn't happen as often as it should, because scientists are human and change is sometimes painful. But it happens every day. I cannot recall the last time something like that happened in politics or religion.

Carl Sagan, 1987 CSICOP keynote address

Well, when I get new information, I rethink my position. What, sir, do you do with new information?

British economist John Maynard Keynes in response to being accused of being inconsistent.

If any religion allows the persecution of the people of different faiths, if any religion keeps women in slavery, if any religion keeps people in ignorance, then I can't accept that religion.

Taslima Nasrin, Bangladeshi Author

One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion.

Arthur C. Clarke, science fiction writer (1917-2008)

Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.

Mark Twain, author and humorist (1835-1910)

The religion of one age is the literary entertainment of the next.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, writer and philosopher (1803-1882)

I'd like to widen people's awareness of the tremendous timespan lying ahead -- for our planet, and for life itself. Most educated people are aware that we're the outcome of nearly 4bn years of Darwinian selection, but many tend to think that humans are somehow the culmination. Our sun, however, is less than halfway through its lifespan. Six billion years from now, it will not be humans who watch the sun's demise. Any creatures that then exist will be as different from us as we are from bacteria or amoebae.

Martin Rees, cosmologist and astrophysicist (b. 1942)

The tax which will be paid for the purpose of education is not more than the thousandth part of what will be paid to kings, priests, and nobles who will rise up among us if we leave the people in ignorance. 

Thomas Jefferson, third US president, architect and author (1743-1826)

Religious freedom should work two ways: we should be free to practice the religion of our choice, but we must also be free from having someone else's religion practiced on us.

John Irving, novelist (b. 1942)

If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

Thomas Szasz, author, professor of psychiatry (b. 1920)

A cult is a religion with no political power.

Tom Wolfe, author and journalist (b. 1931)

The problem with religion, because it's been sheltered from criticism, is that it allows people to believe en masse what only idiots or lunatics could believe in isolation.

Sam Harris

If we go back to the beginnings of things, we shall always find that ignorance and fear created the gods; that imagination, rapture and deception embellished them; that weakness worships them; that custom spares them; and that tyranny favors them in order to profit from the blindness of men.

Baron d'Holbach

It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel.

Anatole France, novelist, essayist, Nobel laureate (1844-1924)

All religions have the same faith-based foundation. When faith is a foundation anything can be believed.

John W. Loftus

Gullibility and credulity are considered undesirable qualities in every department of human life – except religion.

Christopher Hitchens, author and journalist (b. 1949)

The hands that help are better far / Than lips that pray. / Love is the ever gleaming star / That leads the way, / That shines, not on vague worlds of bliss, / But on a paradise in this.

Robert Green Ingersoll, lawyer and orator (1833-1899)

Belief in the supernatural reflects a failure of the imagination.

Edward Abbey, naturalist and author (1927-1989)

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